Most of my time in the shop is spent buried in ancient steel—real cars, not these wheezing modern things laced with silicon and shame. I hot rod, goddammit. I take something that works, rip out the compromises, and replace them with speed and danger. And I do it all with tools, not a laptop. So when Innova emailed me asking if I’d like to review one of their OBD2 scanners, I laughed. Out loud.
“Wrong guy,” I told them. I don’t own anything new enough to need one. My shop is where computers go to die.
They sent it anyway.
And that’s when the universe winked. A buddy rolled in driving a Porsche 996—German, computerized, and offended by the concept of simplicity. The check engine light was glowing like the devil’s eye. So I thought, “Hell with it,” and plugged in the Innova 5610. Nothing. Flatline. The scanner couldn’t make sense of the Porsche protocol—couldn’t even get past hello. A total failure. I cursed the whole ordeal, boxed the thing up, taped it shut, and flung it...
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