I don’t usually give a damn about laser measuring gadgets. The only one I’ve ever owned was some cheap Bosch “Blaze” I grabbed for fifty bucks. It was fine for rough numbers… good enough to measure a closet, not good enough to trust when cutting lumber for built-ins. A toy, really.
Then Mileseey threw me a curveball: the new S50. Supposedly a hotshot accuracy monster with a green laser bright enough to blind a squirrel, four reference points, dead-on within a sixteenth at 400 feet, slick IPS screen, and a battery system so clever you can run it on AAs or the USB-C rechargeables it ships with. Fantastic marketing fluff.
But goddamn… IT WORKS. First test was my office alcove where I wanted a desk. Tape said about 3’ 9 and 31/32”. The S50 said the exact same thing. Not close. Exact.
Next, I needed the length of a roof section on my lab for a gutter. Normally that’s a two-man, two-ladder circus. With the S50? Set the laser on one point, push a button, aim it at the other...
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